And you know to me it looks like a giant purple penis, because I'm that kinda gal. I'm still limping around, so I sent Lily out to take a picture of it, but she couldn't figure out what I was talking about (I called it a purple asparagus), so Bobby grabbed my phone and went out. What resulted was proof that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree--he saw my purple penis and raised me vagina trees.
Seriously. Courtesy Bobby, who never ceases to surprise and who can certainly frame a picture: