I'd get me some emails, you know?
Look at the stuff Dawkins gets; I mean they come out of the woodworks for him!
I really like this one:
"Go f*** yourself. You , Sir, are an absolute ASS. Your feigned intelligence is nothing more than the fart of GOD. You are one of those unfortunate ones that need GOD to shove it in your FACE. Your soul is at jeopardy."
Wow, I suppose if I work hard at taking my mediocre social skills along with my rambling, deranged word twisting, I too could aspire to get mail from looneys? Since I'd just post them here anyway, go ahead and just post them where you think they'd work (because surely some looneys are reading me, right?).